You mad?

Yes, I mad.




Why am I mad?



I am mad because some males (I said some because not all of the male species are jerks, just most of them; and I say males because half the men I know are still boys) think that every time a women shows some emotion other than happy they are automatically on their period. If this statement was true, I would be on my period 365 days a year.



Apparently I can’t be mad at someone because they’re being a general douche bag; I must be on my period.



Because according to some males women do not have real emotions unless they are on their period. That seems to be the only way some males can justify their actions; “I’m not being an ass, she’s just on her period.”



Yes I’m crying, not because you broke my heart; because I’m on my period. Yes dad (yes, I have has this happen to me before), I’m upset because I’m on my period, not because you’re a crazy flipping control freak who can’t understand that your 18 year old daughter can make mistakes.



Okay, okay; so I can be a little more agitated when I have stabbing pains in my gut, an unstoppable flow of blood coming from my nether regions, and an uncontrollable cravings for things I know I can’t/shouldn’t eat. But I guess that’s not a good reason to snap at someone; unless you take into account the fact that nearly every male treats me like a leper as soon as they find out I’m on my period. Or, better yet, some males act epically idiotic because they think they can just blame the fact that I’m pissed at them because I’m on my period.



To re-iterate, yes I mad.



You would be mad too if you had some imaginary aunt come every month and give you shit ass-gifts along with cutting you open at the most inopportune times!